The adventures of Joffrey will continue! · 6:22am Oct 30th, 2016

Good god. It's been over two weeks since we last met our rightful liege in this strange horsie land. I think it's about time to fix that. Definitely by tomorrow.

And yes, Joffrey is going to bitch-slap Celestia. Hijinks will definitely ensue.

I hope you've grown to love Joffrey over the course of this story as much as I have. He deserves your love.

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Musings: How to read and understand prophecy and vision in a fantasy story · 11:56pm Feb 16th, 2019

“Three crowns had the First King of the stags. One for the sun, a crown of baleful gold. One for the moon, a crown of mournful silver. And one for the earth, a crown of fateful bronze. Three crowns shall the Last King have, too.”
- Cardinal: Fall of Equestria, chapter 1: Three Crowns, One King

“Melara said that if we never spoke about her prophecies, we would forget them. She said that a forgotten prophecy couldn’t come true.”

Game of Thrones season 8 episode 3 predictions; AKA who dead? · 9:06am Apr 27th, 2019

As some of you might have noticed, I am a huge fan of Game of Thrones, both the show and it's inspiration, the "A Song of Ice and Fire" books. As such, I decided I will share with you some of my speculations regarding the next episode, as, frankly, this is the only place people sometimes listen to my opinions

Comment section needs to rise up from the grave · 4:05pm Nov 25th, 2016

I can't stress this enough, guys. A dead comment section means a dead CYOA. I can tolerate a dead comment section in the vast majority of cases, but as this is a CYOA, your voices are its lifeblood.